Is Erin hot?

[u/Jaykaywhy12]

[u/juanjung]

[u/TopDonut6825 → u/juanjung]

You gotta flatten it out

[u/Cheap_Boner_Pills → u/TopDonut6825]

And lots of teeth.

[u/Bazz07 → u/Cheap_Boner_Pills]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Tlw90qYE87MZO

[u/HaHaEpicForTheWin → u/TopDonut6825]

👏

[u/Larebear2199 → u/juanjung]

Ah a man of culture

[u/Same_Dingo2318 → u/Larebear2199]

Derrick Comedy. Classic. It’s how I learned about the donglover.

[u/TheSilverOne → u/Same_Dingo2318]

Donald Glover, aka Childish Gambino?

[u/Same_Dingo2318 → u/TheSilverOne]

He wrote a tweet about how his name is literally DonGlover, but no one in high school reamed him for that.

[u/spursfan2021 → u/Same_Dingo2318]

His name is Brian and he likes to skateboard.

[u/bluerajastan → u/spursfan2021]

he’ll never do anything stupid to ruin your friendship, like poop his pants

[u/partfortynine → u/Same_Dingo2318]

I was today years old when I realized those are the same person. incredible. 

[u/Sleepy_One → u/partfortynine]

One of the most irreverent sketches of all time

[u/itspsyikk → u/Sleepy_One]

I knew what it was before clicking on ot

[u/cashnicholas → u/itspsyikk]

I heard what you said

[u/RowMaleficent3358 → u/cashnicholas]

I have been saying that for so many years, and I absolutely forgot it was from this. Brilliant!

[u/Happy_Community_4330 → u/itspsyikk]

Keyboard Kid was my other bet.

"Nah nah nah nah not my real dad"

[u/CheshiretheBlack → u/Same_Dingo2318]

Very specific Pitch Meeting reference

[u/Usual-Caregiver5589 → u/CheshiretheBlack]

Im gonna need you to get all the way off their back about that

[u/howitzer819 → u/Usual-Caregiver5589]

Oh wow wow wow wow……… wow!

[u/Superb-Film-594 → u/Larebear2199]

Wha…that’s the opposite of what’s good…

[u/snickerblitz → u/juanjung]

ah Derek Comedy, also responsible for this gem;
"There's something fishy going down at the sardine factory, I think it's fish!"

[u/whynotslayer → u/snickerblitz]

Keyboard kid was my favorite though…

[u/4SysAdmin → u/whynotslayer]

Cool! Alright! Coo Cool! Alright!

[u/giant87 → u/4SysAdmin]

Get get get get down

Get get get get up...mom

[u/MysteriousCult → u/giant87]

If I mess up my dad’s gonna beat me…

[u/Sweet-Rabbit → u/4SysAdmin]

Not alright!

[u/LobsterChampion → u/4SysAdmin]

If I mess up, my dad's gonna beat me!

[u/cool_school_bus → u/LobsterChampion]

Not not not not not my real dad

[u/jld2k6 → u/juanjung]

She probably hates so much that on her first appearance on the show millions of people immediately recognized her simply as dry blowjob girl lol

[u/Zaggnabit → u/jld2k6]

That clip made her famous for being legit funny. It’s skit funny but it’s funny.

[u/Roller_ball → u/jld2k6]

The number 2 suggestion for her from google. No title. No date. Just an unsettling image.

[u/nothingdoing → u/Roller_ball]

Lmao that's as funny as the skit itself 

[u/hehaw → u/jld2k6]

She said at some point that she regrets the sketch.

[u/ZodiAddict → u/hehaw]

She shouldn’t. People read too much into things. I understand why she’d feel that way, but it was a joke. A joke about a sexual act that most people participate in, that’s all there has to be to it.

[u/analog_jedi → u/ZodiAddict]

Wait, you guys are getting blowjobs?

https://giphy.com/gifs/DOPKHQg6oFWUg

[u/CapJackONeill → u/ZodiAddict]

"that most people participate in" :(

[u/TheSpanxxx → u/hehaw]

It's still a hysterical bit 10....15???? Years later. I think she should be proud of that.

[u/4r4r4real → u/TheSpanxxx]

Brother it's over 20 years old

[u/CharDeeMacDennisII → u/4r4r4real]

https://giphy.com/gifs/14wHfdoQlF4p3i

[u/TheSpanxxx → u/4r4r4real]

Ow, my back

[u/MikeTheImpaler → u/juanjung]

Good fucking god. I swear I just had a flashback to watching this with my buddies in highschool like the food critic eating the food in Ratatouille.

[u/ElbowMacaroni11 → u/MikeTheImpaler]

Can't forget this classic...

https://youtu.be/3zvTRQr7ns8?is=c0O3gwzI9ZvNth21

[u/RickFletching → u/ElbowMacaroni11]

Got my GameCube and my Natty Ice

[u/unperson_1984 → u/RickFletching]

Did you spray axe on this?

[u/capitalhforhero → u/unperson_1984]

Like a can and a half.

[u/RickFletching → u/unperson_1984]

I like to spell good when I play GameCube, is that a crime???

[u/rooster_butt → u/ElbowMacaroni11]

Ayyy it's Bobby Moynihan and Dong Lover. How have I never seen this?

[u/ShortPeak4860 → u/juanjung]

Treat it like a bottle of ketchup.

[u/gturown → u/juanjung]

Rule 34 for the win. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaCn0hcjDNI&t=59s

[u/footballwr82]

She’s a perfect 40

[u/Sea-Squirrel31 → u/footballwr82]

It’s the ears for me.

[u/momsauc_martini → u/Sea-Squirrel31]

How low those earlobes go?

[u/Many-Efficiency5194 → u/momsauc_martini]

Swing low, sweet chariots.

[u/MrRoryBreaker_98 → u/Many-Efficiency5194]

That’s how I like em

[u/pewpewprincess420 → u/Many-Efficiency5194]

All natural baby…love creed

[u/ClearDrop6820 → u/footballwr82]

Only if I could smell her feet in some stepbrother play

[u/Adamantium17]

I would do her

[u/NefariousThrowaway0 → u/Adamantium17]

https://giphy.com/gifs/PsT2Z6ElxE5aOKxISx

[u/Junior-Ad-2207 → u/NefariousThrowaway0]

It's is she hot? Not would I do her

[u/FPS_Knifer → u/Junior-Ad-2207]

Yes and yes.

[u/ElegantCoach4066 → u/Junior-Ad-2207]

Yes. Especially hipster Erin.

[u/StrobeLightRomance → u/ElegantCoach4066]

I'd go see Zooey Deskchannel with her any day. I'm an excellent swimmer. Front stroke, back stroke.. I do it all.

[u/ElegantCoach4066 → u/StrobeLightRomance]

I'd drink her hot Gatorade anytime.

[u/Autisic_Jedi → u/ElegantCoach4066]

With that body? And those bozongas? Absolutely

[u/LegitimateBroad → u/ElegantCoach4066]

At the checks notes Catcherella music festival

[u/ElegantCoach4066 → u/LegitimateBroad]

https://giphy.com/gifs/PQuKXWTPZWZYA

[u/shirtninja07 → u/ElegantCoach4066]

Aw man Amanda is definitely hot.

[u/IxHAVExCATS → u/Junior-Ad-2207]

Hot, is a temperature people.

[u/heyjudemarie → u/Junior-Ad-2207]

Respect the game!

[u/baronas15 → u/Adamantium17]

How dry do you want it?

https://youtu.be/Zv6oay0F1tc?is=y4X4xtvJ7-PKsyr3

[u/ImRiversCuomo → u/baronas15]

Supposedly she really regrets being part of this video. Which is a shame because she’s hilarious in this!

[u/pizza_the_mutt → u/ImRiversCuomo]

Yeah, I don't get it. You aren't your material. But you are the performance in your material. And her performance was good!

[u/Thriven → u/ImRiversCuomo]

I was in my 20s dating an older woman. She was exactly like Ellie in this skit.

"What? No. No teeth. No I don't like you trying to stick your finger nail in the hole. No, I don't like you slapping my nuts."

I have never stopped oral before then or since then but oh my God.

Edit: I should add that I feel this video is like probably many other videos out there are warnings for bad oral sex for both body parts out there.

[u/TempleMade_MeBroke → u/Thriven]

https://giphy.com/gifs/KbZZbtt7fj5f8mUwAY

[u/Heyjudemw → u/baronas15]

She does this thing with her hands 🫶👏👏👏

[u/bassBound → u/Heyjudemw]

It flattens out the blow job

[u/stormcr0 → u/baronas15]

Haha thanks for this!

[u/Lelouch37 → u/baronas15]

My wife and I frequently quote the chomps line lol

[u/Thunder_Volt → u/Adamantium17]

[u/bean0_burrito → u/Thunder_Volt]

https://giphy.com/gifs/lnieUIckonF4eA0tGF

[u/X_Zephyr → u/Thunder_Volt]

[u/Chucktayz → u/Adamantium17]

Respect the game

[u/imironman2018 → u/Adamantium17]

Is Hilary Swank hot? I would say yes.

https://giphy.com/gifs/LOzheVXOek506wQ9QD

[u/BeastTheBasque → u/imironman2018]

she looks like she wants to eat you, and not in a good way

[u/No-Routine8175 → u/BeastTheBasque]

https://giphy.com/gifs/YRdBZ4CDweTozHWxh0

[u/butteredrubies → u/Adamantium17]

That doesn't answer the question.

[u/Ericswanson → u/Adamantium17]

Just don't ask for oral: https://youtu.be/GH1ruMGpTVY?is=eXbS8r8I9SyBc6U5

[u/Boring_River_1098]

Yes. Or at least Ellie Kemper is, the character may be a bit too child-like.

[u/Bcatfan08 → u/Boring_River_1098]

She's kind of a rube.

[u/fantasticmrjeff → u/Bcatfan08]

That’s my girlfriend you’re talking about.

[u/travishummel → u/Bcatfan08]

I’m going to jelp this to my friend

[u/logwagon → u/travishummel]

It's spelled jlp. Like, "I jlp you"

[u/WarkMahlberg69 → u/Boring_River_1098]

Yes Erin is very child in adult body, like the movie the Orphan.

[u/Sezzler → u/WarkMahlberg69]

When was the last time you watched the Orphan? Lol. She's an adult with a child body.

Remake the Orphan but it's just normal Elle Kemper

[u/Not-T4rantino → u/WarkMahlberg69]

She's kinda like Toby; she's not even a part of her own family.

[u/Strict-Commission986 → u/WarkMahlberg69]

Did you mean unlike the movie Orphan?

[u/Top_Client938 → u/Strict-Commission986]

It’s a reverse orphan situation. Like a two-way petting zoo

[u/X21shaun123 → u/WarkMahlberg69]

Erin is a receptionist so she's not really part of our family- and she's an orphan, so she's not really part of HER family..

[u/CatLightyear → u/Boring_River_1098]

I think it was more her naivety but also her lack of social skills. An orphan’s life informs that fact. Most likely spent a lot of time in her “room.” I don’t think she’s dumb, just naive and eager to trust people.

[u/ManufacturerBest2758 → u/Boring_River_1098]

She’s not the easiest person in the world to have a conversation with

[u/jschwiz → u/[deleted]]

How many pillows do you sleep with?

[u/ClayDrinion → u/Boring_River_1098]

Kemper? I hardly know her

[u/Infamous_Bus_5316 → u/ClayDrinion]

Deep cut

[u/a3663p → u/Boring_River_1098]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o72Fj8u2xMTSnujOo

[u/tlollz52 → u/Boring_River_1098]

Great answer

[u/Turbulent_Special911]

I like her in her jammy jams

[u/mindingmynet → u/Turbulent_Special911]

I even like her in my workie works.

[u/tronfunkinblows_10 → u/Turbulent_Special911]

Foster brother feet sniffer! 🫢

[u/freeconc]

With that body and those bazongas?!?

[u/MkUltraMonarch → u/freeconc]

[u/Koke1 → u/MkUltraMonarch]

Erin’s foster brother, whatever happened there.

[u/GlompyOlive → u/Koke1]

He took the slow train from Philly

[u/NegativeThought1588 → u/Koke1]

WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE?!?!?!!?

[u/OhTwoOnReddit → u/MkUltraMonarch]

20 years prison mike did in the can.

[u/Halleys___Comment → u/freeconc]

i'm going to costco to find handsome men

[u/catdogfox]

The only thing I’m worried about…is getting a boner

[u/Jaykaywhy12 → u/catdogfox]

Top 3 line for Me. lol

[u/moderatorrater → u/Jaykaywhy12]

It's the way he delivers it, like a cartoon would.

[u/Jbsmitty44]

It’s gonna be like a desert in her mouth

[u/Varhaim → u/Jbsmitty44]

How much teeth do you like?

[u/puaka → u/Varhaim]

LIKE SANDPAPER
😬

[u/SistaChans → u/Varhaim]

Uh like... No teeth? 

[u/FridgeFucker17982 → u/SistaChans]

I’m going to flatten it out for you

[u/OSUBonanza → u/Jbsmitty44]

When Erin first appeared on the show me and my friends were screaming at the tv... "BLOWJOB GIRL! THAT'S BLOWJOB GIRL!"

[u/Fit-Rhubarb-7820 → u/OSUBonanza]

https://giphy.com/gifs/T9Qx3n7bGqHYZYDxcg

[u/99Classic → u/Jbsmitty44]

The number of times me and the boys have said “I’m gonna get so dry for you” is off the charts.

[u/TapewormNinja → u/99Classic]

When my wife says that to me, I know it's on.

[u/mandrill_bite → u/Jbsmitty44]

👏👏👏 you like this?

[u/JXwho → u/Jbsmitty44]

dabs paper towel on tongue

[u/Few-Weather6845 → u/Jbsmitty44]

So dry.

[u/GotEggs]

She’s like a 7 in Scranton.

[u/s0ulbrother → u/GotEggs]

8 is the best though then 9 and 10 are lower

[u/king24donnie]

Give me a second. I need to imagine a scenario...

Erin comes into my office for real and she walks over to me and she says "king24donnie, I just read your online profile, and there is nothing I would rather do than make out with you right now."

...yes, she's hot.

[u/FinishWeekly735 → u/king24donnie]

CMON, RESPECT THE GAME

[u/mac3theac3 → u/king24donnie]

Let me kick you a scenario. I’m at a beach cabana, and Erin approaches. She tries to lean in and kiss me. I would definitely resist, like at first. But if she was persistent… I think I might give in a little bit, just to see what it… felt like. Would I push her away? How hard? Like, what if she’s like really aggressive?

[u/MercyfulJudas → u/king24donnie]

If you were pushing Erin away, she would still...need to get to you..?

[u/king24donnie → u/MercyfulJudas]

This isn't real Erin, it's just like...my fantasy....well not...it's just a scenario.

[u/Swizzul]

If you have to ask, you might be Oscar

[u/polaredout]

https://giphy.com/gifs/uHNDW2OxsXg6I9Vqyj

[u/ClayDrinion → u/polaredout]

Yepppers

[u/zvedavychlapec → u/ClayDrinion]

What did I tell you about yeppers?

[u/LimpBanana7241 → u/zvedavychlapec]

Yeeesh

[u/Giovannis_Pikachu → u/LimpBanana7241]

Abso-fruitly!

[u/GreenAppleSourCandy]

Hot is a temperature, people

[u/mindingmynet → u/GreenAppleSourCandy]

Yes, hot as heck.

[u/Intelligent_Radish15 → u/GreenAppleSourCandy]

And obtuse is an angle yet here you are.

[u/NokTheSmokeD → u/Intelligent_Radish15]

https://giphy.com/gifs/K57czxTGNmyCyveBch

[u/Dr_McPogi → u/Intelligent_Radish15]

https://giphy.com/gifs/usleGLxmeqgUw

[u/Minimum_Ad_303 → u/Dr_McPogi]

https://giphy.com/gifs/8G8GAHsunU4XS

[u/mopbuvket → u/Intelligent_Radish15]

ZOOOOM

https://giphy.com/gifs/zbpcGoHviAMhHxW4S7

[u/TCRandom]

[u/TheTrueNumberOneDad]

Incredibly

[u/SexyAdmixture]

Her left earlobe is a 6

[u/ogmoss]

https://giphy.com/gifs/6cFcUiCG5eONW

[u/SawGunner01371]

[u/Key-Cry-8570 → u/SawGunner01371]

https://giphy.com/gifs/VPV0CVtbU6ZKU

[u/Slayziken]

Ellie Kemper is hot, Erin is not. I almost feel bad for Erin being considered a functioning adult.

[u/MundaneSeaweed665 → u/Slayziken]

Her stupidity seemed to fluctuate as needed by any given scene lol.

[u/SecureCattle3467 → u/MundaneSeaweed665]

Michael: God, when he needed help on Earth, who did he hire? Jesus Christ, his son.

Erin: That's a really tight argument.

[u/KJacobsen-74 → u/Slayziken]

[u/proximusprimus57 → u/Slayziken]

I think if you saw how most functioning adults act you'd be shocked. I know someone who acts like Erin that actually has kids.

[u/Slayziken → u/proximusprimus57]

I’ve worked with them for decades, she’s an all-timer

[u/OGB → u/Slayziken]

Yes, i know she's very attractive but somehow I'm not attracted to her if that makes sense. It's not even that she's not my type.

Its so hard to separate her in my mind from Erin, Kimmy Schmidt, and the basically disabled person she plays in Mystery Team.

[u/Michael-Sean]

She has a symmetrical face.

[u/EmergencyJacket207]

Yes, Ellie Kemper is, in fact, hot.

[u/cseyferth]

She's no Kimmy Schmidt...

[u/GetInZeWagen → u/cseyferth]

They're alive, damnit!

[u/_DoctorLady → u/GetInZeWagen]

IT’S A MIRACLE

[u/SilverBeever]

I enjoy looking at her

[u/FNG-JuiCe]

If you’re saying Erin isn’t hot then you’re saying I’m not hot. Because obviously I’m not as hot as Erin!

[u/KrayzieBone187]

https://giphy.com/gifs/XvjC06Gh9lhfZNBNIM

[u/Ok-Mushroom-7292]

I would do her

[u/el_throw → u/Ok-Mushroom-7292]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3pkFrdxslEAE5RhPuL

[u/mutman3420]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3lI9VA4y1cqSrq9OFn

[u/OEAXTAIL_SOUP]

She's very nice, and that gets you more points than you'd think.

[u/Ftmdj]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ifuzzJrEC2muXB5sBb

[u/Objective-Bus-9853]

[u/JustADamnSmoker]

She’s a 16 but you guys treats her like she is a perfect 40.

[u/2004Accord]

https://giphy.com/gifs/14PaLXnarLeY8

[u/iambeyoncealways3]

she’s cute, not “hot”

[u/newgenesisscion]

Oh yes

[u/UpsetAmsie]

I'd let her sit on my face. 

[u/Best-Salad]

She cute

[u/c_c_c__combobreaker]

https://giphy.com/gifs/XvjC06Gh9lhfZNBNIM

[u/goaltaylor33]

[u/Asleep_Pressure_2882]

I think pretty, and cute, but I wouldn’t say hot, esp after that Hillary Swank debacle

[u/No-Assist487]

Erin is beautiful, yes. But she is not hot.

Ellie is kinda hot tho

[u/thibert35]

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

[u/Then_Championship408 → u/thibert35]

This is literally my fav reference to bring up and no one ever gets it lmao

[u/Gregisroark → u/thibert35]

Does a bear wear a funny hat?

[u/Uncontrolleddiarrhea]

I still pause during that one part in the wedding dance.

...Not EVERY time.

[u/TheArgonianBoi77]

Hot as Jan, but in a different way.

[u/EmotionalOrchid7537]

Ellie Kemper is definitely underrated

[u/ZLH11092]

No. They slowly made her character more weird and childish as the show went on… by the end of its like shes got the mind of a 11 year old.

I don’t think being childish is particularly bad, but 1) she was childish to the point where it was almost uncomfortable at times, and 2) she was nowhere near as bad when she was first introduced. It’s kind of like how Kevin became more and more like a caricature of the traditional fat stupid character in every TV show.

[u/Rylos1701]

Ellie kemper is beautiful.

[u/barshrockwell]

IF ERIN'S NOT HOT THEN IT MEANS THAT I'M NOT HOT, CAUSE I'M OBVIOUSLY NOT AS HOT AS ERIN!

[u/Afraid_Egg6159]

Anyone else remember the Crazy Blowjob Girl skit she did?

https://youtu.be/GH1ruMGpTVY?si=v1pQrqQ7fPqLE48X